Roast jokes for dinner
Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because they'd never been there before. Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the food wasn't too spicy and it was handicapped accessible.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 85-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because they had an Early Bird Special and the lighting was good.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 75-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner.
#Roast jokes for dinner windows
Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the prices were reasonable, it had windows which opened (in case of hot flashes), the wine list was good and fish was good for their cholesterol.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 65-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters wore tight pants and had nice buns.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 55-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the combos were good, it was near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be many whiny little kids.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 45-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner.
#Roast jokes for dinner free
Finally they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because it had free snacks, there was no cover charge, the beer was cheap, the band was good and there were lots of cute guys.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 35-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald's next to the Sea Side Restaurant because they only had $6.50 between them and Bobby Bruce, the cute boy in science class, lived on that street.ġ0 years later, the same girlfriends, now 25-year-olds, discussed where to meet for dinner.
Some 15 year old girlfriends decided to meet for dinner. The friend said, "Do you realize you just went through two red lights?" Finally, she said, "How soon do you need to know?"Ī woman in her 50s was driving with a friend. She continued to glare and stare at her for at least three minutes. One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said, "You know, we’ve been friends for many years and, please don't get mad, but for the life of me, I can't remember your name. Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple of times a week to play cards. Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. The 92 year old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought, "I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She shook her head and called out, "I'll be up to help you both as soon as I see who's at the door." "I'll come up and see." When she got half way up the stairs she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, "Was I getting in the tub or out?" As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. You may enjoy Mary Maxwell's invocation at Home Instead Senior Care of Omaha. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.